Celebrity·Posted on 20 Nov 201722 Tweets That Will Make You Say "Wow, The Kardashian-Jenners Are Weird""I just sharted myself. That's when u fart and u shit yourself on accident!"by Cassie SmythBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Kim Kardashian West @KimKardashian I love Germany, its Vonderfull here! I love z apple strudel 09:22 PM - 21 Sep 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Kris Jenner @KrisJenner I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me 08:46 PM - 06 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Kourtney Kardashian @kourtneykardash Do ants have dicks? 03:03 AM - 28 Mar 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner Robert Pattinson 03:34 AM - 27 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Kim Kardashian West @KimKardashian Weird Kim fact- I blow dry all my jewelry before I put it on! I can't stand putting on cold jewelry, it gives me the chills! 12:34 AM - 02 Feb 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Kourtney Kardashian @kourtneykardash About to call the paparazzi on myself! 08:36 PM - 04 Oct 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Kris Jenner @KrisJenner Hey dolls! What does it mean when your lip randomly swells up like crazy??!!! 04:04 PM - 05 Apr 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner 12:02 AM - 26 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Kourtney Kardashian @kourtneykardash I love when people consider themselves the "Carrie Bradshaw" of this or that...the world doesn't revolve around you honey bunches of oats. 05:12 PM - 08 Nov 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Kris Jenner @KrisJenner Whoot whoot 03:29 AM - 07 Jun 2009 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Kim Kardashian West @KimKardashian i have a really odd talent. i can smell when someone has cavaties! i have never been wrong yet! they dont even have 2 be super close by me 07:29 PM - 13 Aug 2009 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Kendall @KendallJenner howdy y'all! hows it comin'? 06:27 PM - 23 Feb 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Khloé @khloekardashian Do woodpeckers get headaches? 07:11 AM - 16 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner And RIP to my two little fishys Julia #1 and Julia #2 :( 09:14 PM - 03 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Kris Jenner @KrisJenner I just sharted myself. That's when u fart and u shit yourself on accident! 02:35 AM - 10 May 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Khloé @khloekardashian Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? 07:12 AM - 21 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner Sick. 09:17 PM - 08 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Kourtney Kardashian @kourtneykardash Me: who invented high heels? Khloe: some bitch! 04:13 PM - 04 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Kim Kardashian West @KimKardashian Thanks guys! I had no idea a pickle was really a cucumber! U guys totally confirmed it! 12:21 AM - 22 Feb 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Kris Jenner @KrisJenner Hi twitterbugs! How is everyone doing tonite? On my way 2 a barmitzvah party and its a carnival theme! I am now praying 4 cotton candy! Yum! 01:52 AM - 10 Oct 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner I love pomegranates ❤ 10:26 PM - 08 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Kim Kardashian West @KimKardashian kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves! 12:47 AM - 29 Aug 2010 Reply Retweet Favorite