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22 Tweets That Will Make You Say "Wow, The Kardashian-Jenners Are Weird"

"I just sharted myself. That's when u fart and u shit yourself on accident!"

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I love Germany, its Vonderfull here! I love z apple strudel

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I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me

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Weird Kim fact- I blow dry all my jewelry before I put it on! I can't stand putting on cold jewelry, it gives me the chills!

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Hey dolls! What does it mean when your lip randomly swells up like crazy??!!!

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I love when people consider themselves the "Carrie Bradshaw" of this or that...the world doesn't revolve around you honey bunches of oats.

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i have a really odd talent. i can smell when someone has cavaties! i have never been wrong yet! they dont even have 2 be super close by me

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And RIP to my two little fishys Julia #1 and Julia #2 :(

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I just sharted myself. That's when u fart and u shit yourself on accident!

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Me: who invented high heels? Khloe: some bitch!

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Thanks guys! I had no idea a pickle was really a cucumber! U guys totally confirmed it!

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Hi twitterbugs! How is everyone doing tonite? On my way 2 a barmitzvah party and its a carnival theme! I am now praying 4 cotton candy! Yum!

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kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves!

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