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24 Things That Happened In "Angus,Thongs, And Perfect Snogging" That Are Weird Now I'm An Adult

Why bother including "holding hands" on the snogging scale?

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1. Firstly, what kind of mates does Georgia have that they didn't bother to tell her in advance that they wouldn't be dressing up?

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It's 2008, there's texting, someone could have opened their flip phone and sent her a little heads up.

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10. Georgia wanted her very nice dad to move all the way to New Zealand, just so she'd increase her chances of having her birthday party at a club. This is ruthless.

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Having a parent move super-far away seems a high price to pay for a night at Liquid.

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12. When they try to numb their hands to give the *feeling* of someone else holding their boobs.

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FYI, this trick doesn’t work, trust me, me and my friends tried it. As an adult I feel like this should be explained to all teenage girls sitting on their hands in their school playground.

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16. Why was there no adult intervention over the fact that Peter Dyer is holding "snogging lessons" in his room? Where are his parents?

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He also chased Georgia around the party trying to kiss her. Peter surely grew up to be a creepy guy on Tinder who insults people when they don't reply to him immediately.

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24. And let's not forget when Jas felt emboldened to put her hands down Lindsay's bra. Imagine how awkward that would have been if she'd skipped the chicken fillets that day.

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Though to be fair, none of this weirdness makes the film any less perfect.