19 Photos That Prove Not Everything Can Be A Fucking Pizza

    Warning: These photos will offend all pizza purists.

    1. This pizza pot pie is what happens when humans take things too far.

    2. This "pizza cake" should not be celebrated.

    3. Neither should this one.

    4. This balti on naan looks delicious but it is definitely not a pizza.

    5. This apple crumble abomination is a pizza imposter.

    6. Pizza fries look delicious but insult pizzas everywhere by claiming to be the mighty pizza.

    7. This pizza hot dog looks calorific but can't possibly be a pizza.

    8. This fruit pizza is very aesthetically pleasing but can not qualify as a pizza.

    9. No thank you to this watermelon pizza.

    10. Courgette pizza is is a gift we should never have accepted from the devil.

    11. This pizza burger defies all the laws of pizza.

    12. Pizza burger, just go home.

    13. This pepper pizza is trying so hard but is still not a pizza.

    14. Beetroot pizza you better beat it.

    15. This cookie pizza is quite frankly just insulting.

    16. This macaroni pizza looks yum but is unfortunately two meals not one.

    17. Pizza waffles are convenient but not technically a pizza.

    18. This cauliflower crust pizza should be banned.

    19. Lastly, this pizza steering wheel is neither appetizing, practical, or a pizza.