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19 Struggles Only True Carb Lovers Will Understand

Courgette. Spaghetti. Is. Not. Spaghetti.

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1. When your friends are eating salad and make you feel bad for devouring your pizza.

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2. But it doesn't matter because your only true friends are carbs anyway.

Who needs friends when there are bagels?

3. When society drastically underestimates the amount of spaghetti you want.

Measuring devices are absolute bullshit.
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Measuring devices are absolute bullshit.

4. And you can't help but overeat.

5. When the garlic bread is fresh out the oven and it's too hot to eat.

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6. And when your jacket potato has been in the oven for ages and you take it out and it's still raw in the middle.

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Happens every time.

7. When you're made to choose between your babies.

When they ask what kinda bread you want at subway as if Italian Herbs and cheese had any competition

8. When you get personally attacked by celebrity chefs.

This is just offensive to bread everywhere.
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This is just offensive to bread everywhere.

9. And fancy restaurants try to take away your carbs and trick you into eating veg.

Zucchini. Spaghetti. Is. Not. Spaghetti.
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Zucchini. Spaghetti. Is. Not. Spaghetti.

10. When you're starving and want to eat your pasta really fast but there are people looking.

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11. When people use your beloved as an insult.

I get so sad because some girls are so pretty and I'm just like chillin over here being a loaf of bread

12. And they truly misunderstand how precious each slice of bread is.

people be negative to everything then wonder 10 years later why no one wants to be around them ur the end of the bread that no one wants

Justice for the end slice!

13. When the imminent doom of garlic bread extinction is all too real.

14. When you try and make pasta yourself and it's ridiculously difficult.

You want to put the effort in but shop bought is so much easier.
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You want to put the effort in but shop bought is so much easier.

15. And you're aware of how challenging it's creation was so you don't want to ruin things but eating it.

But you do anyway.

16. When carbs breed and you're not sure how you feel by eating it.

But how can double carbs be wrong?
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But how can double carbs be wrong?

17. When you've got to pretend to love the whole roast equally but you're secretly only there for the roast potatoes.

18. When you've accepted that you'll never be as beautiful as baking bread.

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But that's OK because nothing is as beautiful as baking bread.

19. And you'll always love carbs no matter what, even if they always aren't kind to you.

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Bagels = bae goals.