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19 Hilarious Tweets About Richard Hammond's Ice Cream Problem

In an episode of The Grand Tour, Richard Hammond suggested that only gay men eat ice cream and Twitter had something to say.

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2. This manly meal plan.

Richard Hammond’s meal plan Breakfast: cornflakes with water Lunch: raw meat and potatoes Dinner: scrap metal washed down with antifreeze

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4. This flashback.

Has anyone got the exact right time? My kitchen clock says 9.36, my alarm clock says 9.40 and Richard Hammond thinks it's 1953.

5. This legit photo.

Here's a photograph of Richard Hammond cruising around for gay men to service.

6. This truth.

"ice cream is gay" might be the worst opinion I've ever heard and I'm on twitter

7. This masterpiece from Australia.

Richard Hammond is so going to be turned when he tries ice cream in Australia.

8. This flash mob that honestly needs to happen.

Flash mob at Richard Hammond's house. 1000 men silently eat ice cream while staring into his window.

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10. This gesture of freedom.

Wonder if @benandjerrysUK could send some ice cream to Richard Hammond’s agent so he can be freed from the shackles of toxic masculinity.

11. This menace.

12. This masculine dessert.

Waiter: we only have ice cream for dessert sir. Richard Hammond: could you put some nails in it and serve it in a pith helmet?

13. This dilemma.

What keeps Richard Hammond awake at night:

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14. This totally real, not at all made up, interview with his wife.

This excerpt from a 2013 interview with Richard Hammond's wife Amanda is quite interesting.

15. This fatal tale.

Richard Hammond frantically bats a Calippo out of his son's grasp. It is too late. His son jazz hands his way to the sandpit.

16. This realisation.

So, Richard Hammond, how come the manliest man ever was named after an ice cream?

17. This plea for help.

.@RichardHammond HELLO I HAVE BEEN EATING ICE CREAM FOR YEARS AND I'M STILL HETEROSEXUAL WHAT I AM DOING WRONG PLEASE HELP

19. This phallic pudding.

I call this dessert 'The Richard Hammond.'

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