1.
Tell you "there's fruit in the bowl" when you tell them you're hungry.
2.
And when you ask what's for dessert tell you "there's choc ices in the freezer".
3.
Call you for dinner 15 minutes before it's ready.
4.
Bulk buy supermarket basic chocolate bars.
5.
Think the height of interior design is putting shells in a vase.
6.
Tell you they've got you a present but it turns out to be an essential or something they got for free with a purchase.
7.
Freeze leftovers in ice cream and Flora tubs so that disappointment comes in thick and fast.
8.
Offer you a cuppa then expect you to make it.
9.
End all texts "Love Mum xx".
10.
And send you passive aggressive messages.
11.
Have a drawer full of mismatched tupperware, none of which they've bought but just kept from a chinese takeaway.
12.
Spend hours flicking through the Next catalogue.
13.
And live for the Next sale.
14.
Describe the weather in terms of how many times they've had to put the washing out.
15.
Look over your shoulder when you're on the computer and ask who everyone you scroll past is.
16.
And claim that technology just doesn't work for them whenever they use a computer.
17.
Writes "Christmas" on all the treats in mid June.
18.
Act like you've just committed murder when in actual fact your tidy room just has one thing out of place.
19.
Ask you what every kid you went to primary school is doing now, even if you haven't spoken to them in years.
20.
Tell you "only boring people get bored".
21.
You can't eat or use anything in your own home because "that's for guests".
22.
Fill a biscuit barrell with sewing stuff.
23.
Wait until you've accidentally left a light on to tell you "it's like Blackpool illuminations in here".