When I was about 8 I was trying to sleep one night. It was hot so I splayed out my long hair over my pillow. I was tossing and turning and my hand tapped something on the side of my bed. I looked over and my pillow had specks all over it… moving specks. I sat up to look closer and realized there were hundreds of baby spiders crawling all over my pillow and sheets. I screamed, spent hours combing my hair in the shower, and we stayed in a motel that night. I had hit a wolf spider with my hand and her babies hatched all in my hair. Still. Hate. Spiders.
Response to 29 Signs You Were Raised By Hippies:
also, if you were named afteraGrateful Dead song, and hadaVW bus on bricks in front of your house