If you've got $2 million CAD burning a hole in your pocket, the Rosebud Motel from Schitt's Creek can be yours!
Conveniently located just over an hour outside Toronto, it's basically a steal.
The real-life hotel is actually called the Hockley Motel — which doesn't have quite the same ring.
Also, you should note that the purchase of the hotel doesn't include the Rosebud Motel signage (because that was a prop for the show).
Stevie might not be there to not deliver your towels...
...but you get 10 guest-friendly rooms on 6.7 acres of lush Canadian countryside.
Plus, it's nestled against the Nottawasaga River, where the fish are jumpin'.
The motel was used for exterior shots on the show only, so the rooms inside are a mystery.
It sounds as if the place could use a little TLC...
...but in the right hands, it's a Stevie-Johnny dream team in the making.
So shake out your pocketbook, go through your couch cushions...and if you have the money, snatch up this special piece of property.
Once it's COVID-safe, you can party with your family and your friends all night without worrying about the front desk calling.
Let us know in the comments if you'd ever consider buying the hotel!