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    23 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About Trader Joe’s Parking Lots

    "My car insurance doesn't cover Trader Joe's parking lot."

    1. This makes sense:

    Paul R. Gilmartin / Via Twitter: @mentalpod

    2. Total sense:

    Mister Panama / Via Twitter: @micahpanama

    3. Mine, not yours, mine:

    GeekyLyndsay / Via Twitter: @GeekyLyndsay

    4. Only natural disasters can defeat the parking lot:

    Maya Daehne / Via Twitter: @mayadaehne

    5. The chill is not here:

    Lauren Mineau / Via Twitter: @LaurenMineau

    6. Someone send help:

    Daniella Monet / Via Twitter: @DaniellaMonet

    7. So, this is how it happens:

    Molly McGlynn / Via Twitter: @therealmollymcg

    8. Not scratching your car is basically a miracle:

    Laurie Kilmartin / Via Twitter: @anylaurie16

    9. But true:

    Britta Lundin / Via Twitter: @brittashipsit

    10. Devil:

    Cornell Reid / Via Twitter: @CornellReid

    11. This lot has seen blood:

    MJ Katz / Via Twitter: @mjkatz_

    12. We all deserve this:

    jacey gonzalez / Via Twitter: @jaceeeeey

    13. Dream big or go home:

    Dan Levy / Via Twitter: @danlevy

    14. Like, dream real big:

    Susannah / Via Twitter: @sussybuckets

    15. Accurate report:

    Nick Klaus / Via Twitter: @nick_klaus

    16. No one has time to be nice:

    Charlotte Thornton / Via Twitter: @CG_Thornton

    17. Just, why:

    Rachel Whitehurst / Via Twitter: @RachLWhitehurst

    18. A real question:

    geeequinn / Via Twitter: @geeequinn

    19. This is actual hell:

    Lily Williams / Via Twitter: @lwbean

    20. Guess we're not getting food today:

    Sarah Lancaster / Via Twitter: @SarahMLancaster

    21. I need a drink:

    The Next Martha / Via Twitter: @TheNextMartha

    22. It's basically a crime scene:

    La Sera // Katy / Via Twitter: @iamkatygoodman

    23. And, finally, the reason we're all to blame for the parking lot:

    Sean Johnson / Via Twitter: @sjohn25

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