23 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About Trader Joe’s Parking Lots

“My car insurance doesn’t cover Trader Joe’s parking lot.”

1. This makes sense:

Paul R. Gilmartin / Via Twitter: @mentalpod

2. Total sense:

Mister Panama / Via Twitter: @micahpanama

3. Mine, not yours, mine:

GeekyLyndsay / Via Twitter: @GeekyLyndsay

4. Only natural disasters can defeat the parking lot:

Maya Daehne / Via Twitter: @mayadaehne

5. The chill is not here:

Lauren Mineau / Via Twitter: @LaurenMineau

6. Someone send help:

Daniella Monet / Via Twitter: @DaniellaMonet

7. So, this is how it happens:

Molly McGlynn / Via Twitter: @therealmollymcg

8. Not scratching your car is basically a miracle:

Laurie Kilmartin / Via Twitter: @anylaurie16

9. But true:

Britta Lundin / Via Twitter: @brittashipsit

10. Devil:

Cornell Reid / Via Twitter: @CornellReid

11. This lot has seen blood:

MJ Katz / Via Twitter: @mjkatz_

12. We all deserve this:

jacey gonzalez / Via Twitter: @jaceeeeey

13. Dream big or go home:

Dan Levy / Via Twitter: @danlevy

14. Like, dream real big:

Susannah / Via Twitter: @sussybuckets

15. Accurate report:

Nick Klaus / Via Twitter: @nick_klaus

16. No one has time to be nice:

Charlotte Thornton / Via Twitter: @CG_Thornton

17. Just, why:

Rachel Whitehurst / Via Twitter: @RachLWhitehurst

18. A real question:

geeequinn / Via Twitter: @geeequinn

19. This is actual hell:

Lily Williams / Via Twitter: @lwbean

20. Guess we’re not getting food today:

Sarah Lancaster / Via Twitter: @SarahMLancaster

21. I need a drink:

The Next Martha / Via Twitter: @TheNextMartha

22. It’s basically a crime scene:

La Sera // Katy / Via Twitter: @iamkatygoodman

23. And, finally, the reason we’re all to blame for the parking lot:

Sean Johnson / Via Twitter: @sjohn25

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