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22 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About Crushing On Trader Joe’s Employees

*picks the line with the cute Trader Joe's cashier*

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1. The crushes start out slowly:

2. Real slow:

3. Should I... no I shouldn't... but should I?

4. Yes, all of the things:

5. This line, I want this line:

6. Asking for a friend:

7. Can't stop, won't stop:

8. It's a fact:

9. Love me, please:

10. Why me:

11. I'm sweating:

12. Wishful thinking:

13. Someone get the tissues:

14. New boyfriend:

15. I can't control myself in here:

16. Dreams are real:

17. I love you, too:

18. Missed connections:

19. *fervently nods*:

when the hot employee at trader joes asks if you want a sample

20. Happy anniversary to me:

21. My b:

22. But really, in the end, we're all just this person:

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