Here Are 42 Of The All-Time Best Chandler Bing One-Liners

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    We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us their favorite Chandler Bing one-liners from Friends. Here are some of the best lines from our sarcastic king.

    1. That fifth dentist:

    2. Bagpipes:

    3. Caterpillar:

    4. Code:

    5. Nerves:

    6. That noise:

    7. Death by drill:

    8. Career before men:

    9. Leaf blower:

    10. Condoms:

    11. Ikea:

    12. Ten pounds:

    13. Oh, crap:

    14. Clowns:

    15. Rabies:

    16. Pivot:

    17. Speed:

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    18. Knock-knock jokes:

    19. Guy:

    20. Too big:

    21. Blimps:

    22. The Gellers:

    23. Parachute:

    24. Marriage:

    25. Advice:

    26. Q-Tip:

    27. Diamond shoes:

    28. Whip:

    29. Jokes:

    30. Tanning gone wrong:

    31. Sneeze:

    32. Little Bo Peep:

    33. 9 a.m.:

    34. Big deal:

    35. Boogie:

    36. Thoughts:

    37. The chick and duck:

    38. Police:

    39. Janice:

    40. Jamestown colony:

    41. That's "Miss" to you:

    42. And, finally:

    Did we miss any of your favorites? Comment below!