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Here Are 42 Of The All-Time Best Chandler Bing One-Liners

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10. Condoms:

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Chandler: What do you got here? Magazines, Dorit... condoms?

Joey: You don't know how long we're gonna be in here! We may have to re-populate the earth.

Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that.

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21. Blimps:

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Ross: Posting that I died? That really isn't funny.

Chandler: Well, how you died was funny.

Ross: Oh, please. Hit by a blimp?

Chandler: It kills over one Americans every year.

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27. Diamond shoes:

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Ross: What am I gonna do? This is a complete nightmare.

Chandler: I know. This must be so hard. "Oh, no. Two women love me. They're both gorgeous, my wallet's too small for my 50s, and my diamond shoes are too tight."

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30. Tanning gone wrong:

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Monica: Oh dear god.

Chandler: Hold on, there's something different.

Ross: I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.

Chandler: Was that place the sun?

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40. Jamestown colony:

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Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Rach, we've got to settle.

Rachel: Settle what?

Chandler: The Jamestown colony of Virginia.

Ross: The game, Rachel. The game. You owe us money for the game.

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