1.
When it’s 2 a.m. and you’re still watching HGTV:
2.
When you get weirdly confident about your renovation skills and think you can do anything:
3.
And when you decide to test that theory and it goes wrong:
4.
When you start having unrealistic ideas about your finances:
5.
When you wonder about the Property Brothers' personal lives:
6.
When you have serious questions about the logistics of Fixer Upper:
7.
When you start using the term “open concept” way too much:
8.
When you get jealous of Chip and Joanna’s relationship:
9.
When you know you've made the right relationship choice:
10.
When you know all of the important HGTV terms:
11.
When you have way too schadenfreude from watching Flip or Flop:
12.
When you get in a betting mood:
13.
When you get the sexiest text from your significant other:
14.
When you decide your home needs to be ready for guests:
15.
When you watch a little too much House Hunters International and start wanting to pick up and move:
16.
And when Texas seems a little bit more reasonable:
17.
When you forget you’re living in an apartment:
18.
When you guess the right house *every* time:
19.
And finally, when you need space on your DVR to record more episodes:
