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    Posted on Oct 8, 2015

    16 "SpongeBob SquarePants" Moments That Went Right Over Your Head As A Kid

    The innuendos are real.

    1. When Patrick was hella pervy.

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    2. When SpongeBob was 100% watching porn.

    3. When Squidward's secret life was revealed.

    4. When — let's be real, — SpongeBob was blowing up condoms.

    5. When SpongeBob called Mrs. Puff the C-word.

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    6. When SpongeBob's nose wanted to be a penis.

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    7. When it was revealed that Squidward had sex with a hamburger.

    8. When SpongeBob told a prison rape joke to Gary.

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    9. When Sandy pondered about SpongeBob's pubic hair.

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    Spongebob: Sorry, Sanday, I have to um...um...go get my hair cut!

    Sandy: Spongebob doesn't have hair...OR DOES HE?!

    10. When Patrick's sand art got real graphic real quick.

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    11. When Patrick repeatedly ordered Squidward to firmly grasp the rod.

    12. When Squidward was legitimately using a vacuum to masturbate.

    13. When Patrick most definitely bought an STD-themed cake.

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    14. When the wiener innuendos were too real to function.

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    15. When Patrick and SpongeBob pretended that one of them wasn't being paid for sex.

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    16. And, finally, the fact that The Krusty Krab (and Mr. Krabs) lived in Bikini Bottom.

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