Lorelai: "Hey did anyone ever think that maybe Sylvia Plath wasn't crazy, she was just cold?

Michel: "People are particularly stupid today. I can't talk to anymore of them."

Richard: "Only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch."

Lorelai: "But then I asked myself, 'W.W.T.B.F.C.D.?' And it came to me in a flash. 'I'm gonna make waffles.'" / Rory: "What would the barefoot contessa do?"

Sookie: "Am I crying or laughing?"

Rory: "My mother never gave me any idea that I couldn't do whatever I wanted to do or be whomever I wanted to be... As she guided me through these incredible 18 years, I don't know if she ever realized that the person I most wanted to be was her."

Emily: "You can use your mother's old golf clubs. They're upstairs, gathering dust, along with the rest of her potential."

Lorelai: "Oy, with the poodles already."

Richard: "Never let them see you sweat, dear."