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    Posted on Jul 26, 2016

    The Voice Of Linda Belcher Is Full Of So Many Linda Secrets

    "Hey, open up, wine! Linda's comin' in!"

    Listen, we all know that Linda Belcher is a freakin' treasure...but have you ever wanted to know more about the wine-loving mom?

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    Well, BuzzFeed asked the voice of Linda, John Roberts, to make ~educated~ guesses about what some of her favorite things, hobbies, and opinions might be, and here's what he guessed:

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    1. She would put Tom Selleck or Wolverine on her "free pass" card.

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    2. Her Instagram name would be "LindaBel," and she would probably post a lot of pictures of burgers.

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    3. Her dream vacation is somewhere hot and sandy. But, most importantly, somewhere "where they speak foreign languages."

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    4. Her favorite type of wine is definitely something red, like Pinot Noir.

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    5. Her favorite book is probably Enter Talking.

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    6. If she wrote a book, it would be titled I Did It My Way.

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    7. Her biggest pet peeve is people who don't put down the toilet seat.

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    8. Linda's dream job is probably being the artistic director of a theater... "something theatrical."

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    9. Her favorite reality TV show is Survivor.

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    10. Her favorite Olympic sport is obviously synchronized swimming.

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    11. She probably buys socks and undies for Bob every Christmas.

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    12. She's the kind of person who loves Christmas carolers.

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    13. Her favorite song to sing in the shower is "I Will Survive" or "Enough is Enough."

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    14. Her nighttime routine includes some sort of moisturizer like Ponds, and maybe "a little Jean Nate behind the ears."

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    15. Her favorite kind of fancy donut is a cronut "because everyone's talkin' bout it."

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    16. And finally, her favorite game board is none other than...

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