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    24 Tweets About Public Transportation That Are Both Hilarious And Accurate

    "I FELL ASLEEP ON THE BUS AND SOMEONE BRAIDED MY HAIR WTF."

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    A lady has brought her iMac onto the train! Has she not heard of a laptop?? wtf!!!

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    A lady just walked off the bus with a stroller and the thing in it fell out and everyone screamed but it turned out to just be empty boxes

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    I just now remembered that yesterday morning, a dude lost his balance when the train lurched and tried to play it off by dancing for 2 min

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    This woman was about to miss the train so she threw her bag to stop the doors from closing. Her bag is on the train. She is not.

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    Someone just sent this to me on the tube

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    gave up my bus seat for someone and she pulled out a bird in Tupperware

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    there's a lady on the bus feeding a rat nestled in her cleavage is this ratatouille

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    I FELL ASLEEP ON THE BUS AND SOMEONE BRAIDED MY HAIR WTF

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    A guy on the bus just whipped out a hot dog two hours into the ride and I have never been more confused in my life

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    A girl at my bus stop is eating strawberries out of her jacket and I'm so confused like who puts loose strawberries in a denim jacket

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    There is a woman on this bolt bus that is casually snacking on dry lettuce 🤷🏻‍♀️

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    Was going to give up my seat on the train for a woman with a baby but then I saw it was a cat and she can stand

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    6:15 a.m. on the train and there's a guy here methodically grinding away at something with a mortar and pestle--as one does.

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    Someone in front of me on the train is drinking a container of KFC gravy like it's coffee. There is no preparing yourself for that.

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    I fell asleep on the train and someone ate my fucking graham crackers

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    I'm watching someone use a baby laying on its stomach as a table for eating takeout on the subway and I'm more impressed than anything else

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    A guy just tried to bring a literal, full size piano on the bus & the driver actually had to say "Dude you can't bring that on here" I ❤️ NY

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    A guy just opened a beer bottle using the ceiling of the train car. I’m so impressed I’m not even annoyed that the cap hit me.

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    Someone on this train is drinking red wine pass me a glass susan

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    SOMEONE ON THE TUBE IS EATING AN ENTIRE ADVENT CALENDAR

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    (tune of Singin' in the Rain) 🎵 crawfish on the train there's crawfish on the train such a glorious dinner someone couldn't abstain 🎵 https://t.co/DPYWhDoywf

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    a crowded subway. someone licks my arm. panic. disgust. fear. it’s a puppy in a bag. warmth. jubilation. euphoria. lady, don’t apologize.

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    Seriously, dude. Just pick a seat. @MTA

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    h/t Twitter Moments #TweetsFromYourTrain