1.
A lady has brought her iMac onto the train! Has she not heard of a laptop?? wtf!!!
2.
A lady just walked off the bus with a stroller and the thing in it fell out and everyone screamed but it turned out to just be empty boxes
3.
I just now remembered that yesterday morning, a dude lost his balance when the train lurched and tried to play it off by dancing for 2 min
4.
This woman was about to miss the train so she threw her bag to stop the doors from closing. Her bag is on the train. She is not.
5.
Someone just sent this to me on the tube
6.
gave up my bus seat for someone and she pulled out a bird in Tupperware
7.
there's a lady on the bus feeding a rat nestled in her cleavage is this ratatouille
8.
I FELL ASLEEP ON THE BUS AND SOMEONE BRAIDED MY HAIR WTF
9.
A guy on the bus just whipped out a hot dog two hours into the ride and I have never been more confused in my life
10.
A girl at my bus stop is eating strawberries out of her jacket and I'm so confused like who puts loose strawberries in a denim jacket
11.
There is a woman on this bolt bus that is casually snacking on dry lettuce 🤷🏻♀️
12.
Was going to give up my seat on the train for a woman with a baby but then I saw it was a cat and she can stand
13.
6:15 a.m. on the train and there's a guy here methodically grinding away at something with a mortar and pestle--as one does.
14.
Someone in front of me on the train is drinking a container of KFC gravy like it's coffee. There is no preparing yourself for that.
15.
I fell asleep on the train and someone ate my fucking graham crackers
16.
I'm watching someone use a baby laying on its stomach as a table for eating takeout on the subway and I'm more impressed than anything else
17.
A guy just tried to bring a literal, full size piano on the bus & the driver actually had to say "Dude you can't bring that on here" I ❤️ NY
18.
A guy just opened a beer bottle using the ceiling of the train car. I’m so impressed I’m not even annoyed that the cap hit me.
19.
Someone on this train is drinking red wine pass me a glass susan
20.
SOMEONE ON THE TUBE IS EATING AN ENTIRE ADVENT CALENDAR
21.
(tune of Singin' in the Rain) 🎵 crawfish on the train there's crawfish on the train such a glorious dinner someone couldn't abstain 🎵 https://t.co/DPYWhDoywf
22.
a crowded subway. someone licks my arm. panic. disgust. fear. it’s a puppy in a bag. warmth. jubilation. euphoria. lady, don’t apologize.
23.
Seriously, dude. Just pick a seat. @MTA
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