This is not a drill, people. Disney Channel is airing almost all of its original movies, and we can't stop jumping up and down, because this is everything we've dreamed of and more.
In honor of its 100th original movie, Adventures in Babysitting, the network is going to let us all pretend we're back in elementary and middle school while we watch some of the ~best~ movies ever.
There's going to be Alley Cats Strike!:
And Quints and Pixel Perfect:
And The Thirteenth Year and Johnny Tsunami:
And Double Teamed and Twitches:
And Brink! and Cadet Kelly (omg, yay):
And, of course, what would a DCOM marathon be without Smart House?
Basically, everyone needs to clear space on their DVRs, sell all of their gold to buy a DVR, call in sick, or quit their jobs. This marathon is of the utmost importance.
Here's the full lineup of movies. Godspeed.
Friday, May 27:
10:00 a.m. – Kim Possible Movie: So the Drama
11:20 a.m. – Read It and Weep
12:55 p.m. – Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior
2:40 p.m. – Jump In!
4:15 p.m. – Lemonade Mouth
6:15 p.m. – Zapped
8:00 p.m. – High School Musical 2
9:55 p.m. – The Cheetah Girls 2
11:45 p.m. – Zenon the Zequel
1:25 a.m. – Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge
2:55 a.m. – Twitches Too
4:25 a.m. – Alley Cats Strike!
Saturday, May 28:
6:25 a.m. – You Wish!
8:05 a.m. – The Proud Family Movie
9:50 a.m. – Quints
11:25 a.m. – Horse Sense
1:10 p.m. – Cow Belles
2:50 p.m. – Twitches
4:30 p.m. – The Even Stevens Movie
6:15 p.m. – Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie
8:00 p.m. – Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam
9:50 p.m. – Princess Protection Program
11:30 p.m. – The Cheetah Girls: One World
1:05 a.m. – Zenon: Z3
2:40 a.m. – Halloweentown High
4:20 a.m. – The Thirteenth Year
Sunday, May 29:
6:00 a.m. – Right on Track
7:45 a.m. – Full-Court Miracle
9:35 a.m. – Eddie's Million Dollar Cook-Off
11:20 a.m. – Brink!
1:10 p.m. – Double Teamed
2:55 p.m. – Rip Girls
4:35 p.m. – Motocrossed
6:20 p.m. – Cloud 9
8:00 p.m. – Teen Beach 2
9:55 p.m. – Bad Hair Day
11:40 p.m. – How to Build a Better Boy
1:20 a.m. – Pixel Perfect
2:55 a.m. – The Other Me
4:30 a.m. – Genius
Monday, May 30:
10:00 a.m. – Stuck in the Suburbs
11:30 a.m. – Halloweentown
1:05 p.m. – Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century
2:55 p.m. – Smart House
4:25 p.m. – High School Musical
6:15 p.m. – Camp Rock
8:00 p.m. – Descendants
10:05 p.m. – Teen Beach Movie
11:55 p.m. – Cadet Kelly
1:50 a.m. – The Cheetah Girls
3:35 a.m. – Johnny Tsunami
Tuesday, May 31 through June:
Each day, additional DCOMs will be presented at various times.