1.
When she didn't know where John had gone:
2.
When she dreamed of a world where she was good at Photoshop:
3.
And then a month later when she tried to learn those Photoshop skills:
4.
When she was bored and drinking:
5.
When she thought about her past:
6.
When she was personally victimized by Pokémon:
7.
When she was honest about pasta:
8.
When her MacBook wouldn't chill:
9.
When she had a backup plan:
10.
When she found a way around dumb rules:
11.
When she called John out on Twitter for using a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser in the shower:
12.
When she shared some relationship advice:
13.
When she didn't jump on the Apple Watch train:
14.
When she talked about that time she tried to buy clothes at a mannequin store:
15.
When she shared her taste in music:
16.
When she gave us details about her anniversary dinner:
17.
When she was honest as fuck about aging:
18.
When she considered hiring an intern:
19.
When she brought a very important issue to light:
20.
When she sent someone a blender:
21.
And then when she knew someone who could pay for tuition:
22.
When Pizza Hut followed her on Twitter:
23.
When she just wanted to go to the damn Westminster Dog Show:
24.
When she was tired of seeing shit penises:
25.
When she made sure John didn't get too big of a head:
26.
When she read the comments on The Rock's Instagram:
27.
When she shared our thoughts about Jon Gosselin from Jon & Kate Plus 8:
28.
When she had dreams of a better world:
29.
When she decided to give up on showering:
30.
When she was faced with a dilemma:
31.
When she just wanted to know if she won an award:
32.
And then when she found out that she didn't:
33.
When she summed up her friendships:
34.
When John made her disable her new game:
35.
When she got very, very real about pregnancy:
36.
When she "couldn't find" her baby:
37.
When she needed the human touch:
38.
When she had questions about the male anatomy:
39.
When she wanted the world to get its priorities straight:
40.
When she admitted who she really was:
41.
When she wanted the recognition she deserves:
42.
When she proved that celebrities are just like us:
43.
When she realized she could never be a spy:
44.
When she was honest about Twitter trolls:
45.
When she shared her love of reality TV with us:
46.
When she pretended she was healthy:
47.
When she talked about her bikini line:
48.
When she reached for the stars:
49.
When she just wanted some Tater Tots:
50.
When she poked fun at celebrities constantly fucking up on Twitter:
51.
When she had a message for Apple:
52.
When she spoke the straight-up truth about iTunes:
53.
When she said what we were all thinking about whales:
54.
When she told women to have a conversation with their vaginas:
55.
When she questioned Feb. 29:
56.
When she was basically a college student:
57.
When she got honest about what relationship goals actually are:
58.
When she threw shade at people with road rage:
59.
When she was all of us at Sephora:
60.
When she had a bone to pick with airplane passengers:
62.
When she realized this 100% true fact:
63.
When she was too lazy to function:
64.
When she had fun with palindromes:
65.
When she left Johnny wanting more:
66.
When she talked about revenge:
67.
When she just let herself live her best life:
68.
When she LOL'd at Instagram users:
69.
When she knew how to convince herself to get a drink:
70.
When her life goal was all of our life goals:
71.
When she was seriously hungover:
72.
When she knew how cyclists think:
73.
When she had this funny thought:
74.
When she got mad at frozen foods:
75.
When she found a hidden treasure:
76.
When she breathed a sigh of relief:
77.
When she was really sorry about her feet:
78.
When she was just as paranoid as all of us:
79.
When she suffered from the same ailment many of us also suffer from:
80.
When her dog was disappointed in her:
82.
When she was sad about her heritage:
83.
When her pants were tight:
84.
When she wanted Buffalo Wild Wings before lunch:
85.
When she said what we were all thinking:
86.
And then when she shared another Thanksgiving opinion:
87.
When she talked about a skill that's rarely discussed:
88.
When her rotten avocados made her doubt herself:
89.
When she had a connection with pie crust:
90.
When she wanted to at least be thought of every once in a while:
91.
When she was sick of emojis:
92.
When she tweeted at John:
93.
When she loved John for who he is:
94.
When she supported kickers:
95.
When she was stressed about the police:
96.
When she suffered from boredom:
97.
When she was nice to Bieber:
98.
When she was cute and hip:
99.
When she was willing to make a trade:
100.
And finally... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯