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Here Are All Of The Best Jokes About "Riverdale" From This Year

I'm weird. I'm a weirdo.

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anyone on Riverdale: help me, i'm dying. Veronica Lodge: this is because of my dad isn't it? My dad, Hiram Lodge,… https://t.co/IWmx82ae2f

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Me trying to look into everyone's eyes to see if their green #Riverdale

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betty: is there a word that's a mix between sad and mad? jughead: malcontented, desolated, disgruntled. archie: smad. #riverdale

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Jughead whenever any crime in #Riverdale happens:

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at my little brother’s homecoming and none of these high school students look anything like the characters off of Riverdale

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Archie comics: "Lets Go To The Beach After We Finish These Delicious Milkshakes!" CW's Riverdale: "*pulls out gun* any last words, sluts?"

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Clifford Blossom was, unsurprisingly, the killer on #Riverdale Never trust a grownass man who collects and wears redhead wigs.

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Toni: "Maybe if you loosened your ponytail." Me: "Maybe if you loosened your serpent grip around Betty's boyfrien… https://t.co/iBbUrHvm4n

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I'm sorry, the old Alice can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, 'cause she's dead! #Riverdale #RiverdalePL

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when you realize Trader Joe's is the @CW_Riverdale Jingle Jangle supplier

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When the cast first heard the drug name "jingle-jangle".... #riverdale

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You guys just know Archie Andrews' favourite song would be "Hey There Delilah" if Riverdale was set a decade ago.

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my fave riverdale ships -betty and veronica -ms grundy and jail -jughead and a home

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me before the scene:WHY IS GRUNGY GRUNDY'S STILL HERE?!?! Me after the scene: o h #Riverdale

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Serial Killer: Want to know who I am? Go to some abandoned house in the middle of nowhere at night. #Riverdale Bet… https://t.co/3zW0RTPtMA

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#Riverdale takes place in 2017 right? So why is this hospital staff dressed like it's the 50's. It's bugging me

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she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts she's cheer captain and i'm weird. i'm a weirdo. i don't fit in, and i don't *want* to fit in.

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Cheryl Blossom walkin into #riverdale season 2 like

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Jughead: I hate birthdays. The Gang: Let's throw him a party! Jughead: I'm proud of my dad. The Gang: Let's accuse him of murder! #Riverdale

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Archie is here thinking he’s riverdale savior or something First of all your 16 and can’t even drive. #Riverdale

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What is it with all these hot dads on #Riverdale ?? It's like they know I'm watching and they know what I'm into

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Veronica showing up to a gang fight like #Riverdale

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Him: "If you're going to be dramatic, just leave." Me: #riverdale

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"Why is Archie an idiot?" - Me, every week. #Riverdale

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Black Hood: "Give me another name!" Betty: "Nick st. Clair" Me: #Riverdale

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Archie: She (Grundy) believed in me when no one else did. Betty: Veronica: Jughead: Me: Universe: #Riverdale

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Riverdale answered more questions about their show in one season than Pretty Little Liars has about theirs in 7 #Riverdale

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