Sometimes you have a health question so out there, there’s no way you’re going to say it out loud. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Comedy Central / Via reactiongif.org You wouldn’t ask your best friend about this, let alone an actual doctor. So, obviously, you turn to Google. memebase.cheezburger.com / Via cheezburger.com And you hold on to the small shred of hope that you're not actually dying, pregnant, or suffering from a novel illness that will later be named after you. You type out some variation of "headache rash sore throat hurts when I pee HALP" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC / Via nbcsnl.tumblr.com Surely you cannot be the only one searching for this... right? You can't be alone in wondering "why is my poop green?" Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Bravo / Via realitytvgifs.tumblr.com (If you've actually Googled this, check out this nifty guide on what your poop actually means.) And there has to be someone else out there with this weird burning sensation.* Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC / Via buzzfeed.com *Where that burning sensation occurs is just between you and Google. And, OK, maybe also BuzzFeed. Because... We want to know: What's the weirdest, most embarrassing body issue you've ever trusted to Dr. Google? Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF FOX / Via reactiongifs.com We'll feature the best ones in an upcoming BuzzFeed Health article, so don't hold back.