8. Republican Precinct Committeeman "Boston Curtis"
7. His Honor Mayor Stubbs
6. Yippie Party Presidential Candidate "Pigasus the Immortal"
5. Mayor Bosco Ramos
4. Mayor Clay Henry
3. Hank the Cat
2. Mayor Junior Cochran
1. Limberbutt McCubbins
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