1. "Your Poorly Conjugated Verbs Have Given Me Indigestion."
2. "Dang...that fill-in-the-blank crap never fills me up. I'd give my eye teeth for a good ol' term paper."
3. "Welcome home, your chemistry thingy was really yummy, but it gave me horrible gas, plus I think I'm now blind."
4. "Fetch me my glasses, seeing my food is a very large part of the enjoyment."
5. "You do know Africa's not a country, right?"
6. "That poetry was cheesy as hell, throw me some more couplets."
7. "Must admit, German vocab usually turns my stomach, but this was some good shit. Danke schön."
8. "This dissertation was very nuanced, I shall require much time to digest it all."
9. "My god, that essay was so dry, grab me a beer, wouldjya."
10. "It's obvious and disgusting that you plagiarized my work; however, the fine linen paper you selected was quite delectable."
11. "Hehe, that half-done long division tickled on the way down!"
12. "My goodness, a take-home open book quizzie...this goodie took me right back to my puppyhood."
13. "Your theorem has given me paws."
14. "Hey girl, I speak for all of us when I say that short story was wayyyy better than poop, we wants another one."
15. "Pour me a little Pepto if you would, seems your rotten spelling has given me acid reflux."
16. "Certain so-called 'facts' in the last paragraph were especially hard to swallow. Good thing I had some coffee to wash it all down."
17. "I ate your whole solar system model except for Pluto. (btw it's not a planet, duh). What's that? Uranus will give me gas? Dude that is so lame."
18. "You call that a bibliography? I call it a hot mess."
19. "The gross anatomy diagram was extremely gross. Like I almost barfed."
20. "Why yes, I often eat several term papers per day, I'm blessed with a very high metabolism."
21. "You shoulda told me there was Trigonometry mixed in there, I thought it was just pi, bro. Angles are nasty."
22. "The last bits with Sartre's stuff made me want to croak. But seriously, I do now have terrible heartburn."
23. "Good golly, that was the best doggone cell model I've ever tasted! The mitochondria mini hot dogs were wonderful in the green jello cytoplasm!"
24. "My, my, whatever you used to color the oceans on that little map was utterly divine."
25. "Hey owner-dude, I totally had the munchies, so I ate your roommate's homework too. He can thank me later."
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