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    37 Batshit Crazy Things People Have Done In Their Sleep

    Wtf are you doing with a watermelon in your bed?

    We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the craziest, weirdest, and creepiest things they've ever done in their sleep. Let's just say that whatever you do after midnight is really none of our business...

    1. Chopped off 5 inches of hair... and saved it

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    "I was staying at my parents' house when I cut off over 5 inches of my shoulder-length hair on Ambien. I woke up in the morning and my brother was like "Don't freak out" and had sandwich bags that I put my hair in." —erinmorans

    2. Bought all of the underwear

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    "I bought $350 worth of Victoria's Secret in my sleep. Didn't know until I got the package in the mail." —Lisa Toler (Facebook)

    3. Tried to eat a friend's hand

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    "During a sleepover with my friend, I literally stuck her whole hand in my mouth and chewed on it. We both woke up and her hand was still partway in my mouth, covered in spit. She said she woke up to me doing that five different times during the night." —Chloe the Fangirl

    4. Snuggled with a stolen watermelon

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    "I keep waking up with pots and pans in my bed, but this one time I woke up with a watermelon in my bed, which is scary because I didn't own a watermelon." —kaydeek

    5. Ended a relationship

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    "I've had entire texting conversations while asleep, and texted many people I never normally talk to. The most unfortunate sleep-texting story was when I broke up with my boyfriend in my sleep! Thankfully that got sorted out." —gabrialc

    6. Drew a minty bath

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    "I woke up to realize I was in a bath. Not just water, but Tic Tacs, too." —lyng4c00507ad

    7. Whipped up a fancy breakfast

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    "My mom once found me making bacon and pancakes in my sleep, and somehow I had managed to change into my Lilly Pulitzer dress. She woke me up and we ended up eating the bacon and pancakes at 3 in the morning." —kathryns44f51093f

    8. Held a silent conversation

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    "My parents and step parents are deaf, so my boyfriend has found me multiple times sitting up and signing (American Sign Language) full blown conversations." —victoriav479732459

    9. Did an outfit change and woke up ~flawless~

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    "I'm never aware when I sleep walk, though the my biggest indicator is waking up in a different outfit. What's crazy to me is that it always matches. I've even created some amazing outfits that I consciously would have never thought of putting together." —jessiec422e069a7

    10. Defaced all the closets

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    "I sleep-piss-in-closets." —fivechinrich

    11. Toasted a Pop-Tart and slept on it

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    "I used to sleepwalk. One time, I had a Pop-Tart stuck to my thigh when I woke up. I had a bunk bed. I have no clue how I got up, went in the kitchen, found the Pop-Tarts, cooked them, and then successfully made it back to my bed." —Ally X

    12. Toasted a real human hand and went to the E.R.

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    "Once I had a dream involving giant bugs and a toaster. The last thing I remember was seeing a hand go into the side of the toaster. Then I woke up, and I was in the kitchen with my hand in my toaster and the toaster on. I had to go the emergency room with second degree burns!" —leftrightwrong

    13. Mounted a sleeping partner / Via

    "My boyfriend enjoys mounting me in my sleep. In the middle of the night, the time I call the 'witching hour,' he literally climbs on top of me. He then mutters in my ear and is immobile until the morning." —kaarep

    14. Tried eating a log of cookie dough... and the plastic it came in

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    "I'm a sleep eater. One time I bit into and ate a bite out of a roll of Tollhouse cookie dough, through the plastic!" —emmy01

    15. Dabbled in sleep graffiti and ruined all the things

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    "I spray-painted everything in my garage red, with no ventilation. Didn't realize it till I woke up the next morning with red pajamas and paint running out of my nose." —kimberlygoughw

    16. Tried to drive a car after ~maybe~ playing some volleyball

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    "I woke up trying to start my car with sand in my mismatched shoes. At the time I lived with a roommate, on the third story of an apartment building, with a sand-filled volleyball court across from where my car was parked." —taylorbrandte

    17. Stated the quadratic formula

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    "My whole life I've been yelling and having conversations in my sleep. My dad once asked me what the quadratic formula was and apparently I stated it correctly." —emysavage

    18. Peed in the living room

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    "I used to sleepwalk when I was in high school. My mom told me that one night I sleepwalked and peed in the living room in front of her and my father." —ehmj

    19. Removed a nose piercing

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    "I was asleep one night and had a dream that I was taking out my nose ring, and woke up in excruciating pain. I was actually removing the piercing from my nose in my sleep. I got out of bed and cleaned up the blood, changed the pillowcase and disinfected my nose then went back to sleep." —mikkeln

    20. Destroyed a perfectly good curling iron

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    "My kid brother once got up in the middle of the night to pee and cut the cord off of Mom's curling iron. Left both pieces in the sink. Didn't remember doing it, and never did anything else weird while sleeping after that." —tweedc4

    21. Hid all the lightbulbs

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    "Within the first week of living with my husband I removed all of the light bulbs from our bedroom. We've been married two years now and we still can't find where I hid them." —sarahj408f9034a

    22. Became a fruit ninja

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    "One morning I woke up with cereal and cut fruit surrounding me. None of the fruit was sliced before I went to sleep." —sarahj408f9034a

    23. Got trapped in a Barbie Dream House

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    "When I was younger, I used to sleepwalk and my mother would find me standing in the backyard of my Barbie Dream House, trapped by the 3-inch fence." —courtneyo4be58e320

    24. Orgasmed at all hours of the night

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    "I orgasm in my sleep all the time. I have since puberty, it's super embarrassing. It makes sharing a hotel room and freshman year obviously an issue… and no it makes no difference how often I'm getting it while awake." —elleh400b602e8

    Find out more about sleep orgasms here.

    25. Absolutely NOTHING

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    "I don't move in my sleep. At all. In fact, I barely breathe. I was once woken up by a boyfriend checking my pulse." —eleanoreroses

    26. Pretended to cut someone up

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    "I performed a full — using my hands as scalpels — cadaver dissection… on my boyfriend. At least I apparently used the correct terms!" —marahd

    27. Nursed everyone else back to health

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    "I'm a nurse tech, so I WORK in my sleep. I've woken up my roommate/partner plenty of times trying to get their vitals or take them to the bathroom." —KMazza

    28. Showed some skin while walking the dog

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    "I sleepwalk often to get a drink of water in the middle of the night. One night my husband heard me walk to the kitchen and waited for me to come back to bed but after a few minutes he didn't hear anything. He found me staring out the back door with the dog on her leash, drinking my water. And I had my shirt up to my boobs exposing my stomach to the neighborhood." —amyg32

    29. Ate something very risky

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    "I have woken up eating wasabi." —callies4071fbdb1

    30. Performed actual sex acts

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    "I have sexsomnia. I've now been told by four different partners that in my sleep I give hand-jobs, blow-jobs, and have even initiated sex itself." —Sazz

    31. Became a cat

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    "My friends have a video of me crawling around on all fours, meowing at things and hissing at people who tried to touch me! I had found a box and curled up on top of it... I don't remember doing it at all but watching the video was hilarious!" —nhit47a2ce48b

    32. Became legit Batman

    33. Got a manicure that looked busted AF

    34. Possibly catfished a few people

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    "I created a Facebook account in my sleep and didn't find out for five months." —Hana Mari (Facebook)

    35. Went HAM on the night cheese

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    "My bro once slept walked downstairs to the kitchen and when he woke up he realized he'd eaten the whole chunk of parmesan cheese and only the rind was left." —Anna Fleischer (Facebook)

    36. ROFL'd and got stuck under a piece of furniture

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    "Once I fell off the bed onto the floor, rolled around, and got my head stuck under my dresser, but I didn't wake up so I awoke the next morning flat on the floor, face down and unable to move." —Nina Line (Facebook)

    37. Requested chicken wings from a boyfriend who restored our faith in true love

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    "I called my boyfriend and told him to bring me honey barbecue wings from Pizza Hut and he woke me up with them next to my face." —jaimeec47677d731

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