We all know Siri is pretty good at making jokes and dishing out sass:
In case you don't know, Siri is the sassy robot that lives inside your iPhone and answers all your weird questions. But really, Siri is a built-in "intelligent assistant" in iPhone 4S or newer and also iPad or iPod Touch. You basically press a button and give voice commands and Siri will either answer or help you perform tasks like sending texts, setting alarms, marking your calendar, etc.
This week, I decided to ask Siri for some nutrition advice. While some of it was legit, most of it was... well, you can see for yourself.
I also set my Siri voice to a male with an Australian accent (don't ask), so imagine all of these answers in that voice if you can.
1. First, there was Siri's infatuation with tubers:
2. Seriously:
3. Siri gave some good advice about protein, but then things took a weird turn:
4. When I tried to follow up about that last part, it wasn't very helpful:
5. Then Siri started throwing out some wise old grandma sayings:
6. And course, a nerdy robot joke:
7. But then Siri just went into full Dad joke mode:
8. Siri even made a dad joke about FARTS:
9. Then came the puns:
10. Oh, siri:
11. I think Siri tried to rap this one because it rhymed but it just ended up sounding like another dad joke:
12. Then Siri tapped into the millennial trends:
13. And got a little pushy with the vegetables:
14. Not really sure about this one:
15. Some of Siri's nutrition advice was pretty legit:
16. And of course, Siri knew when to defer to the doctors:
17. In the end, it seems like Siri really does have your back:
Seriously:
