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Siri's Nutrition Advice Is Bizarre And Kind Of Amazing

"Sorry, I didn't quite get that."

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We all know Siri is pretty good at making jokes and dishing out sass:

In case you don't know, Siri is the sassy robot that lives inside your iPhone and answers all your weird questions. But really, Siri is a built-in "intelligent assistant" in iPhone 4S or newer and also iPad or iPod Touch. You basically press a button and give voice commands and Siri will either answer or help you perform tasks like sending texts, setting alarms, marking your calendar, etc.

This week, I decided to ask Siri for some nutrition advice. While some of it was legit, most of it was... well, you can see for yourself.

I also set my Siri voice to a male with an Australian accent (don't ask), so imagine all of these answers in that voice if you can.

1. First, there was Siri's infatuation with tubers:

Caroline Kee / Via BuzzFeed

The best part is that instead of saying "Mmmm" as one sound, my Siri just said repetitive "m" sounds so it sounded like "em em em em."

2. Seriously:

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FYI, the Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines tuber as: a" short fleshy usually underground stem bearing minute scale leaves each of which bears a bud in its axil and is potentially able to produce a new plant." Apparently this includes potatoes, sweet potatoes, and cassava. Good to know.

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4. When I tried to follow up about that last part, it wasn't very helpful:

Caroline Kee / Via BuzzFeed

FYI: "Zoltaxian owl eggs" are just not a real thing and Siri completely made it up, just pulled it out of thin air... WHAT.

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