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Siri's Nutrition Advice Is Bizarre And Kind Of Amazing

"Sorry, I didn't quite get that."

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We all know Siri is pretty good at making jokes and dishing out sass:

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In case you don't know, Siri is the sassy robot that lives inside your iPhone and answers all your weird questions. But really, Siri is a built-in "intelligent assistant" in iPhone 4S or newer and also iPad or iPod Touch. You basically press a button and give voice commands and Siri will either answer or help you perform tasks like sending texts, setting alarms, marking your calendar, etc.

This week, I decided to ask Siri for some nutrition advice. While some of it was legit, most of it was... well, you can see for yourself.

I also set my Siri voice to a male with an Australian accent (don't ask), so imagine all of these answers in that voice if you can.

1. First, there was Siri's infatuation with tubers:

The best part is that instead of saying "Mmmm" as one sound, my Siri just said repetitive "m" sounds so it sounded like "em em em em."
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The best part is that instead of saying "Mmmm" as one sound, my Siri just said repetitive "m" sounds so it sounded like "em em em em."

2. Seriously:

FYI, the Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines tuber as: a" short fleshy usually underground stem bearing minute scale leaves each of which bears a bud in its axil and is potentially able to produce a new plant." Apparently this includes potatoes, sweet potatoes, and cassava. Good to know.
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FYI, the Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines tuber as: a" short fleshy usually underground stem bearing minute scale leaves each of which bears a bud in its axil and is potentially able to produce a new plant." Apparently this includes potatoes, sweet potatoes, and cassava. Good to know.

3. Siri gave some good advice about protein, but then things took a weird turn:

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4. When I tried to follow up about that last part, it wasn't very helpful:

FYI: "Zoltaxian owl eggs" are just not a real thing and Siri completely made it up, just pulled it out of thin air... WHAT.
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FYI: "Zoltaxian owl eggs" are just not a real thing and Siri completely made it up, just pulled it out of thin air... WHAT.

5. Then Siri started throwing out some wise old grandma sayings:

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6. And course, a nerdy robot joke:

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7. But then Siri just went into full Dad joke mode:

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8. Siri even made a dad joke about FARTS:

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9. Then came the puns:

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10. Oh, siri:

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11. I think Siri tried to rap this one because it rhymed but it just ended up sounding like another dad joke:

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12. Then Siri tapped into the millennial trends:

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13. And got a little pushy with the vegetables:

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14. Not really sure about this one:

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15. Some of Siri's nutrition advice was pretty legit:

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16. And of course, Siri knew when to defer to the doctors:

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17. In the end, it seems like Siri really does have your back:

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Seriously:

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