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Stop What You’re Doing And Look At This Rower From Norway

Nils Jakob Hoff will definitely float your boat.

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Meet Nils Jakob Hoff, an olympic rower from Norway who is giving us MAJOR thirst during the Rio games.

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On Aug. 13, he competed in the men's single scull finals and placed 5th in his heat.

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So he didn't medal, but there's no doubt that he won our hearts.

Not only does he look like Thor IRL...

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But he can clean up nicely, too.

I don't know what kind of traditional colonial-looking Norwegian outfit Nils is wearing here but he looks like he's straight out of a Jane Austen novel and I CAN'T HANDLE IT.
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I don't know what kind of traditional colonial-looking Norwegian outfit Nils is wearing here but he looks like he's straight out of a Jane Austen novel and I CAN'T HANDLE IT.

And can we just talk about the HAIR GOALS.

Did we mention he's 6'6"?

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I have no idea what he's saying in this video but it's magical.

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Was that Norwegian for, "Hey, I'll be visiting the BuzzFeed office next week and I'll be wearing my rowing spandex too."

Feeling a little hot yet?

Oh, and apparently he's great with babies too.

CALM DOWN, OVARIES. CALM YOURSELVES.

And he's down for romantic, scenic hikes.

TAKE ME TO EXPLORE THE FJORDS WITH YOU.
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TAKE ME TO EXPLORE THE FJORDS WITH YOU.

He's the Scandinavian prince we all need in our lives.

SO. MUCH. THIRST.

Do you Nils, do you.
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