2. Spaghetti Jaffle
A jaffle is basically a "sandwich iron" which seals the edges of a sandwich so the inside is a like a gooey pocket of happiness. A popular thing in Australia is to fill the white bread with tinned spaghetti (like a better version of Chef Boyardee) so it's like a spaghetti sandwich. SO MUCH YES.
Cheetos? What are those?
It's just meringue and fruit and love and happiness and everything good in the world. Definitely my birthday cake for the rest of my life.
5. Vegemite on Buttered Toast
6. Tim Tams
7. Burger Rings
They're like a better, meatier version of Funyuns. Yes, there is a heaven on this Earth.
8. Fairy Bread
9. Hundreds and Thousands Biscuits
10. Violet Crumble
These chocolate-covered crunchy honeycomb bars are the most addicting, orgasmic candy ever. They are too good to be compared to anything in America or anywhere else, really, so you'll just have to try them for yourself.
BRB, booking my flight to Sydney, byyyyyeeeee.
11. Cheesymite Scrolls
12. Anzac Biscuits
13. Clotted Cream and Scones
If you were confused about the concept of "afternoon tea," this Aussie treat should make it clear.
14. Cherry Ripes
15. Meat Pies
Meat pies are the perfect combination of meat and carbs in a portable pie form. The crust is flaky, and you can top it with "tomAHto sauce" (ketchup) or your favorite condiments. You will never touch a hot dog again after trying this, I promise.
19. Arnott's Mint Slices
Some people would go as far as to say these are better than Thin Mints. I am one of those people and I have no regrets.
::Slowly takes off old Girl Scout sash full of badges and walks away::