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<b>Who said it?</b> That's one secret I'll never tell.

Who said it? That's one secret I'll never tell.

Who Said It: "Gossip Girl" Edition

"I only wanted you to be happy. I'm just sorry it couldn't be with me."

"You look like you just got a trust fund."

"We should send out change-of-address cards because I'm moving to cloud nine."

"Do not knock "The Sound of Music". It's got nuns and Nazis. And Julie Andrews is hot."

"Closure: the unattainable goal. In my personal experience, the closest I've come to getting it is through massive amounts of hate sex. But that's just me."

"I know you think you're rock ‘n’ roll, but you are wearing a $2,000 jacket."

"What have we here? Bed unslept in. Hair in missionary disarray. Yesterday's dress with today's shame all over it."

"I read, like, five self-help blogs on how to turn friends into lovers. Yes, they used that word."

"Look, ladies, please, this is supposed to be a classy event, not a sample sale at an outlet mall."

"You'd think all of the money we spend on this private school, they could at least give us a comfortable spot to make out."

"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go get drunk enough to make you all seem interesting."

"Try as you might, you don't scare me. I'm sorry to inform you that my love for you is unconditional."

"If two people are meant to be together, eventually they'll find their way back."

"Here's my advice. Have a little faith, and if that doesn't work, have a lot of mimosas."

"Love is like head wound. It make you dizzy. You think you die. But you recover, usually."

"The people you know best are the ones most capable of surprising you."

"I loved you and just because we broke up doesn't mean I can turn it off like that."

"You say that now, but I'll do something to let you down and you'll turn your back like everybody else."

"Once men have tasted caviar it baffles me how they settle for catfish."

“For people like us a college degree is just an accessory. Like a Malawi baby or a poodle.”

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