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    20 Designer Shoes That Aren't On Anyone's Christmas List This Year

    "For anyone looking for a shoe that resembles a slightly tanner version of the Michelin Man."

    Caroline Coscia
    by Caroline Coscia

    Community Contributor

    1. Charlotte Olympia $1295

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    So that you too, can live out your dreams of being a human parade float.

    2. Prada Linea Rossa $590

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    For the stylish grandma that is sick and tired of her outdated Sketchers.

    3. Sophia Webster $460

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    Now we can all know what it feels like to dress like Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century.

    4. Givenchy $1050

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    For the environmental activist who just really loves pink glitter.

    5. Marni $580

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    Have you ever looked at a 7 year old boy's sneakers and thought, "Wow, I wish someone made a $600 version of those?" Your dream = reality.

    6. Christian Louboutin $1295

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    So both your, and your shoe's hair, can billow in the wind together.

    7. Valentino $895

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    Business in the front, hot mess in the back.

    8. Brunello Cucinelli $1495

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    For those of you who have been forever envious of your grandfather's sandals.

    9. Stella McCartney $650

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    For anyone who really misses the worst parts of the '90's.

    10. Christian Louboutin $1295

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    A shoe that references both candy, for the kid in you, and lucite, for the exotic dancer in you.

    11. Fendi $1695

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    So that your shoe can also have resting bitchface. You know, in duck form.

    12. Chloe $995

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    For anyone looking for a shoe that resembles a slightly tanner version of the Michelin Man.

    13. Marni $490

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    So you can feel like you fit in when you go to visit grandma at her gardening club.

    14. Ulla Johnson $415

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    Finally. A shoe to go with the floor length denim dress you've been dying to wear.

    15. Michael Kors $385

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    Going as "Frankenstein as a librarian" next halloween? Here's half your costume.

    16. Valentino $1195

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    A shoe that understands women who have always wanted to look like a studded circus tent.

    17. Tory Burch $395

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    For those looking to channel their inner "Pocahontas during Ugg season."

    18. Saint Laurent $1395

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    You know, in case you get cast in a remake of Hocus Pocus and you're asked to bring your own costume.

    19. Giuseppe Zanotti $595

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    Spend all of the '90's wanting to look like a model from a Mudd Jeans ad? Now you can!

    20. Charlotte Olympia $1195

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    For anyone so obsessed with Game of Thrones they felt the need to express it through footwear.

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