10 Things People Who Wear All Black Are Tired Of Hearing

Because black will always be the new black.

Posted on August 12, 2014, 18:08 GMT

Caroline Coscia

Community Contributor

1. "Are you going to a funeral?"

Um, no. But if you keep it up, I might be going to yours.

2. "Aren't you going to be hot in that?"

Probably. But also chic.

3. "You should really wear more color."

I do! *flashes Louboutin bottoms*

4. It makes you look unapproachable/rude/bitchy.

#HatersGonnaHate

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5. "Is that like your uniform for work?"

No but any employer who would require all black clothing sounds like an absolute genius.

6. "You can make other colors look just as good in your outfits."

Blasphemy.

7. "Black washes you out and make you look pale."

Floral printed rompers make adults look like toddlers so who should really be concerned here?

8. "Do you wear all black because it's slimming?"

Do you always ask stupid questions?

9. "Why can't you just mix in a pop of color?"

I'm sorry, you're still speaking why?

10. "Have you ever thought about wearing navy instead?"

Stop trying to make navy happen, it's never going to happen!

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