1.
Group work is your own personal hell
2.
People sometimes get the best of you
3.
You just don't have the energy to answer questions
4.
Family and friends sometimes question your humanity
5.
Eye rolling is your cardio
6.
You can never feel guilty about staying in on weekends
7.
And you get horrified when people wanna do stuff late at night on week days
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You consider food a true friend
And you feel totally and utterly betrayed when food is not included in your social events
9.
You celebrate every succesful interaction with another human being
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Your relationships never last very long because... well, you know: PEOPLE
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You've been recommended professional help to improve your social skills
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It just kills you to go to bed knowing people will still be around on the next day
But for today you just enjoy your delightful alone time