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    All Things Adoptable

    adoption ain't that hard after all

    carlydklein
    by carlydklein

    Community Contributor

    Sarah Mclachlan loves to ruin your f’ing day with a one eyed cat and a terrible song. Nonetheless, adoptable.

    I don’t care how often you go to Soulcycle, these cats will tear you up! But, for just 9 cents a day, you can have one.

    Coca-Cola is working to protect the Arctic by adopting all Polar Bears. God forbid they run out of models this Christmas.

    YOU GET A HUMPBACK WHALE, YOU GET A HUMPBACK WHALE, EVERYBODY GETS A HUMPBACK WHALE!

    Don’t feel bad for those old men who weren’t chosen to ride the Popemobile. They’re up for adoption!

    Even better. You can adopt a highway and a Cardinal at the same time.

    You can try and adopt a child, but good luck. Angelina has dibs on them all and bitch will cut you.

    And don’t forget about our favorite adoption success story, Chris P Bacon! Adopted, loved, and now famous.

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