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21 Times "Mario Kart" Made You Contemplate Murder

It's all fun and games until someone gets a blue shell...

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1. Whenever someone nabbed your favourite character.

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"Toad is mine, bog off mate."

2. When you got faced with a trash talker...

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...And had no idea how to take them down a notch.

3. When your mate kept taking a shortcut but wouldn't tell you how to pull it off.

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Share, you cheating asstrumpet.

4. When someone tripled shelled you.

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Did you REALLY have to use all three on me?

5. Whenever Luigi crept up on you in Mario Kart 8.

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Look at that bastard's death stare.

6. When you were in dire need and got a useless item.

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A boost? I'm in NINTH! WHERE'S MY STAR POWER??

7. When you got shunted off the good racing line.

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"Oh do one mate."

8. When you slipped on a banana peel hiding under an item box.

@msantoro155 I see you're playing some Mario Kart over there...

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@msantoro155 I see you're playing some Mario Kart over there...

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9. When your bf/gf stabs you in the back.

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Playing Mario Kart with your significant other is a dicey game...

10. When your own green shell rebounded and hit you.

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#LifeComesAtYouFast

11. When your nicely fired item ends up getting denied.

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"You had a banana in defence? How rude of you."

12. Whenever someone went out of their way to hurt you.

View this video on YouTube

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Look at that video. Just look at it and try not to lose yourself.

13. When some dickhead scoped you out during Battle Mode.

Screen peekers were the worse.
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Screen peekers were the worse.

14. When you were a victim of friendly-fire in Battle Mode.

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"What kind of special deep fried bullshit is this?"

15. Whenever someone tried to tell you off for swearing while playing.

You try keeping a cool head while your stuck in 7th with only a banana for an item.
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You try keeping a cool head while your stuck in 7th with only a banana for an item.

16. When you repeatedly fell off track on Rainbow Road.

17. When you got hit by a blue shell on your final lap.

Here's a little Mario Kart Haiku for you guys! XD #Mario #MARIOKART8 #Nintendo #WiiU ~Ryuujin-San~

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Here's a little Mario Kart Haiku for you guys! XD

#Mario #MARIOKART8 #Nintendo #WiiU

~Ryuujin-San~

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18. When your mate wouldn’t tag you in on Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

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"Put me in the game for Christsake..."

19. When you tagged in your mate playing Mario Kart: Double Dash!! and they goofed.

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"You know you done fucked up right?"

20. When some clown tries to tell you Mario Kart: Double Dash!! isn't the best version.

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Go be wrong somewhere else.

21. Or worse, when someone tries to tell you a rival game is better.

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Snowboard Kids? Crash Team Racing? GET IN THE BIN.

It's all love in the end though.

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It takes a special game to keep us entertained for over 20 years. Stay delightful Mario Kart.