He also never figured out how to use a chair properly.
It raises so many questions.
Is sitting like this a sign of status in the 24th century?
Why does no one call him out on this?
This guy doesn't even bat an eyelid. Come on, son...
Maybe he was too handsome for anyone to correct him.
Why do you do this, Riker? WHY?
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
He even got up in this manner, too.
Riker, do you have a problem with chair height on the Enterprise?
Or are you just outright fucking with us?
Look at this. He clearly fucking knew how to sit down.
Come on, Riker, what would Captain Picard think of your seated tomfoolery?