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    Here's A Reminder That Riker From "Star Trek" Didn't Know How To Sit In A F*cking Chair

    One of the most talented men in the Universe. Can't sit down properly. (H/T WeirdHat on YouTube.)

    Commander Riker was the courageous first officer from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

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    He also never figured out how to use a chair properly.

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    Like, ever.

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    YouTube user WeirdHat made a compilation of all the times Riker sat down like this in The Next Generation, and there's a lot to take in.

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    It raises so many questions.

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    Is sitting like this a sign of status in the 24th century?

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    Why does no one call him out on this?

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    This guy doesn't even bat an eyelid. Come on, son...

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    Maybe he was too handsome for anyone to correct him.

    Why do you do this, Riker? WHY?

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    What has been seen cannot be unseen.

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    He even got up in this manner, too.

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    Riker, do you have a problem with chair height on the Enterprise?

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    Actor Jonathan Frakes, who played him, stands at 6 foot 3.

    Or are you just outright fucking with us?

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    Look at this. He clearly fucking knew how to sit down.

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    Come on, Riker, what would Captain Picard think of your seated tomfoolery?

    Oh.

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    For fuck's sake, lads...

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