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Here's A Reminder That Riker From "Star Trek" Didn't Know How To Sit In A F*cking Chair

One of the most talented men in the Universe. Can't sit down properly. (H/T WeirdHat on YouTube.)

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Commander Riker was the courageous first officer from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

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He also never figured out how to use a chair properly.

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Like, ever.

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YouTube user WeirdHat made a compilation of all the times Riker sat down like this in The Next Generation, and there's a lot to take in.

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It raises so many questions.

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Is sitting like this a sign of status in the 24th century?

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Why does no one call him out on this?

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This guy doesn't even bat an eyelid. Come on, son...

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Maybe he was too handsome for anyone to correct him.

Why do you do this, Riker? WHY?

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What has been seen cannot be unseen.

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He even got up in this manner, too.

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Riker, do you have a problem with chair height on the Enterprise?

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Actor Jonathan Frakes, who played him, stands at 6 foot 3.

Or are you just outright fucking with us?

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Look at this. He clearly fucking knew how to sit down.

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Come on, Riker, what would Captain Picard think of your seated tomfoolery?

Oh.

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For fuck's sake, lads...

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