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Reminder: You Should Never Wear Bootcut Jeans

Your trousers should never double up as a street sweeper.

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Every now and again you'll stumble across a headline asking "Are bootcut jeans back?"

The answer to this question should be NO.

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Always No.

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Do you really want to bring back the dark days of the early '00s?

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When mankind abandoned all hope and decency in pursuit of denim to mop the floor with?

Mariah... Nooo....
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Mariah... Nooo....

Is this what you want people to think of you?

Stonewashed bootcut jeans. International code for 'I'm a prick'.

Think about how it's damaging future relationships.

Skinny and slim fit may annoy at times but is this what you want from your life?

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Don't let the Devil use you like this.

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Britney no.

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Britney... stahp

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Maybe you think Beyonce can pull it off.

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Nope. Not even Beyonce.

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Literally the only person who can pull this off is Simon Cowell.

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And that's because he's a weird anti-fashion vacuum.

Sweeper jeans, too many buttons and a middle parting?Somehow Simon manages to make this work. It's devilry.
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Sweeper jeans, too many buttons and a middle parting?

Somehow Simon manages to make this work. It's devilry.

You do not possess the charisma to make this work.

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Friends don't let friends end up here.

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Ok?