1. "What do you do instead then?"
2. "Oh so do you read loads of books?"
3. "So what, you think it rots your brain or something?"
4. "You've got Netflix though?"
5. "But you use iPlayer then right?"
6. "I bet you do it to skip out on your TV license."
7. "I don't believe you."
8. "You're not one of those pretentious people are you?"
9. "You go to the cinema a lot?"
10. "You should definitely find time for Breaking Bad/The Wire/Sopranos though."
11. "So how do you keep up with stuff?"
12. "I wish I could do that. I watch far too much crap."
13. "I bet loads of conversations just fly over your head."
15. Anything about Game of Thrones.
16. "So, what do you talk about with your friends?"
17. If you don't own a TV, you've probably heard this tidbit.
18. But the worst thing to hear above all, is the deafening silence as the conversation falls stone dead.
