19 Lindsay Lohan At Her Best

If she was anyone else, they’d be in jail and stay there. Money talks.

1.

May 2007 - Lindsay is arrested for DUI and cops find cocaine in her possession.

2.

July 2007 - Lindsay completes 45 days of residential rehab treatment at Promises. After checking out, she wears an alcohol monitoring bracelet.

3.

July 2007 - Just 10 days after leaving rehab, Lindsay is arrested again for DUI and driving on a suspended license. She is found with cocaine in her pockets and tries to convince cops that the pants weren’t hers.

4.

August 2007 - Lindsay checks into rehab and heads to Cirque Lodge in Utah.

5.

November 2007 - Lindsay is convicted and sentenced to one day in jail, 10 days community service, three years probation, and an 18-month alcohol education program. She goes on to serve exactly 84 minutes behind bars.

6.

January 2008 - Rumor had it that Lindsay allegedly stole an $11,000 fur coat from Masha Markova while attending a private party at 1 Oak in NYC. After several back and forth phone calls, the coat was mysteriously returned to the rightful owner without charges being filed.

7.

June 2009 - Rumors swirled that Lindsay allegedly stole $400,000 worth of Dior jewelry. She posed for Elle U.K. on June 6 and it was discovered that jewels from the photo shoot were missing. Two days later, reps from the studio went to the police and reported a pair of diamond earrings and a necklace stolen. Coincidentally, it was the same set that Lindsay wore in the photos. No charges were ever filed in the case.

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May 2010 - When she failed to appear at a court hearing, a bench warrant was issued for Lindsay’s arrest. She was partying it up at the Cannes Film Festival in France, claiming to be stuck there with her passport stolen. As quickly as it was issued, the warrant was withdrawn after her people posted the $100,000 bond.

9.

May 2010 - Lindsay was issued a temporary passport and when she returned home at the end of May, a judge mandated that she wear a SCRAM device (court issued alcohol monitoring device) on her ankle. Lindsay was forbidden from consuming alcohol and scheduled to appear in court on July 6.

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June 2010 - Lindsay Lohan’s SCRAM device was apparently set off while attending a 2010 MTV Movie Awards after party. Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel found Lindsay to be in violation of the original agreement and issued a warrant for her arrest and upped the bail to $200,000. The bond was quickly posted and the warrant was removed. The troubled starlet denied any wrongdoing and even posted a bunch of Tweets in her own defense. Lindsay is still expected in court on July 6.

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July 2010 - Judge Marsha Revel sentenced actress Lindsay Lohan to serve 90 days in jail and also spend 90 days in rehab following her release. Lindsay sobbed as she heard the news and realized that she wouldn’t be getting off scott free as she had hoped. Even though it was clearly too late, Lindsay pleaded with the judge to reconsider. Showing no mercy, Judge Revel said: “I couldn’t have been more clear. There are no excuses.”

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August 2010 - Due to overcrowding at the women’s Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California, Lindsay was released after serving only two weeks behind bars. She was immediately sent to rehab for 90 days of treatment.

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August 2010 - With only 23 days of rehab under her belt, Lindsay Lohan was released from her treatment program over two months early.

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September 2010 - Just weeks after leaving rehab early, Lindsay failed a drug test mandated by the courts. She could face up to 30 days in jail.

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October 2010 The judge orders Lilo to spend 90 days at a rehab facility.

16.

February 2011 - Lohan pleads innocent to a felony grand theft charge for allegedly stealing a necklace valued at $2,500. She is released on $40,000 bond and Los Superior Court Judge Keith Schwartz warns her that if she violates her parole while on bail for this incident, he will have her arrested and held.

17.

April 2011 - Lindsay pleads no contest to misdemeanor theft for stealing a gold necklace from Venice jewelers Kamofie & Co. She was sentenced to 120 days in jail and 60 days of community service, to run concurrently with the sentence of the same length that she got April 22 for violating probation. Lohan’s lawyer appealed the ruling and she was bonded out.

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May 2011 - Lilo began serving her 120-days-of-house-arrest in Los Angeles. Lindsey Lohan received 120 days in the slammer but it was changed to house arrest due to overcrowding in the jails. And throws herself house parties

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October 2011- Lindsay Lohan was back before the judge and prosecutors recommended that she be sent back to jail for failure to complete service at an L.A. women’s shelter. Lindsay was kicked out of the Womens Shelter for not showing up 9 times. Lindsay was quoted telling the probation department that community service at the Womens Shelter was “unfulfilling.” The judge revoked her probation, set bail for $100,000 and ordered the actress to complete 16 hours of service at the morgue before her November 3nd court date. Chelsea Handler tweeted “This just in: Jail has been sentenced to 90 days of Lindsay Lohan.”

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