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1. This is my coworker Jake, he likes to run.
2. Sometimes he competes professionally!
3. He's great with kids...
4. But sometimes he gets cold feet.
5. His hobbies include long walks on the beach
6. He's well traveled...
7. And extremely cultured.
8. He'll always stay by your side
9. Even in the most dangerous of situations
10. He's got your back.
11. He'll be first in line to score you those Black Friday deals
12. But sometimes being the hero gets you a bad rep...
13. So even when the going gets rough
14. He'll save you from any disaster
15. No matter how catastrophic
16. He can always make it out alive.
17. He'll even bend the rules for you
18. Thanks for being you, Jake. You're such a team player.
Disclaimer: I do not take credit for any of the original photos. They were all found online. The photoshop masterpieces above were collectively created by coworkers.
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