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Mr. Clemens
Mr. Clemens, Mr. C for short, was named by my parents after the literary genius Mark Twain. A rescue dog from Rhode Island, we discovered early on that he possessed a talent for writing. He has published three books since moving in:"Poop: a beginners guide," "Growling your way to the top," and "A Tail of Two Kitties."
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