Cara L.

I am Cara. I am a child of God. I believe that everyone is a moron in their own way - I am no exception. I do not seek your approval because I don't need it and I strongly, strongly believe that older siblings are allowed to taunt younger siblings. I love Froot Loops because they are colourful, but I still like Corn Flakes. The bestest cereal in the world is the little Milo balls 'cause even though they don't taste like Milo, they're a helluva lot better than Coco Pops. I eat lasagne because I am lactose tolerant. I enjoy cookies and chocolate fondues. Subway sandwiches are funny but have way too much green stuff in them. I hurt on the inside but don't show it; I laugh on the outside but secretly want to slowly torture you and poke you in the eye. Not that every time I laugh I feel like doing that. I have issues with expressing myself through speech. Rather, I write it all out. I have great handwriting. I have an obsession with neatness - everything needs to have a set format. I hate Word when it changes the font back to Times New Roman because Times New Roman is a horrible font. I want to change the world, but short of mass murder, I don't see how it's going to happen. I am horrible at conceding points.

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