1. Will the turkey be moist or dry?
2. Who will get the smallest piece of pie?
3. Will you think of something you’re thankful for in time for your turn?
4. Will someone start playing Christmas music?
Follow up: if yes, will it spark discussion on the Christmas season coming too early...
...Or the ongoing War on Christmas
5. Are they sleeping, or are they dead?
6. Which uncles will start a political/religious debate?
7. What awkward personal questions will you be asked this year?
8. How many times will an absent family member be gossiped about?
9. And finally... Embarrassing childhood photos/stories: before or after dessert?
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