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To quote Mean Girls:
"In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it."
Some things are just NOT meant to be sexy...
1. Sexy Burt & Ernie
2. Sexy Bacon
3. Sexy Banana
4. Sexy Angry Bird
5. Sexy Scrabble
6. Sexy Oscar the Grouch
7. Sexy SpongeBob SquarePants
8. Sexy Rooster
9. Sexy Hostess Cupcake
10. Sexy George Washington
11. Sexy Mrs. Potato Head
12. Sexy Hamburger
13. Sexy Corn on the Cob
14. Sexy Environmentalist
15. Sexy Teletubby
16. Sexy Clown
17. Sexy Shower (?)
18. Sexy Pig
19. Sexy Cindy Brady
20. Sexy Big Bird(s)
21. Sexy Chinese Food
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