5. …which makes it really awkward when people ask if you’re actually dating.
No, but thanks for thinking that.
8. And no girl will ever be good enough for them.
14. After a breakup, you will always have a date on hand with no strings attached.
- Former Israeli President Shimon Peres has died at 93. He was the country's longest-serving politician and statesman.
- Monday night's presidential debate between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton was a horse show for undecided voters.
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