5. …which makes it really awkward when people ask if you’re actually dating.
No, but thanks for thinking that.
8. And no girl will ever be good enough for them.
14. After a breakup, you will always have a date on hand with no strings attached.
- Hillary Clinton made her debut with VP pick Tim Kaine, who dipped into Spanish and spoke on support for immigration reform and gun control.
- The gunman who killed at least 10 people at a Munich, Germany mall on Friday was an 18-year-old "obsessed" with mass shootings, police said.
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