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Posted on Nov 24, 2014

27 Things That Will Never Make Sense To Type-A People

"Can't" isn't in your vocabulary.

1. Being PERPETUALLY late to every single meeting you have with someone.

Adult Swim

Haven't you learned from the first hundred times you weren't on time?

2. Being told to relax.

AMC

Sorry I work well under pressure.

3. Or even trying to relax in general.

Warner Bros.

There's just so much that needs to be done.

4. Starting a major project RIGHT before it's due.

Oxygen

You're given time in advance for a reason.

5. Or getting through college without at least one all-nighter.

CBS

You have to be the best.

6. Using the floor as a closet.

7. Allowing a messy desktop to happen.

Clean that shit up. You have folders. WHY AREN'T THEY BEING USED?

8. And working well with a cluttered workspace.

9. Opting to work with a group over working alone.

BBC

Odds are, I'll end up doing all the work anyway. AMIRITE?!

10. Or if you HAVE to be in a group, not stepping up to lead it.

ohyeahriri.tumblr.com

TBH you were born to lead.

11. Seeing texts or emails and not instantly replying.

NBC

If you had time to read it, you had time to respond.

12. Or allowing this to happen.

13. Keeping a bag like this.

14. Having only one alarm for the entire day.

15. Being unable to multitask.

AMC

It's not that hard.

16. Not opening all the cashiers at movie theaters, grocery stores, OR ANYWHERE WITH A POTENTIAL LINE.

United Artists

I can literally check this one item out myself.

17. Being passive-aggressive with feedback instead of just fixing the problem.

NBC / Via brnchewy.tumblr.com

JUST SAY HOW YOU REALLY FEEL.

18. Thinking there's more important things in life than winning.

19. Saying "I don't know, what about you?" after you've been asked what you want for dinner.

NBC

OK what do you not want.

20. Acknowledging that some things are out of your control.

E!

There is nothing out of my control... RIGHT?!

21. Thinking nothing is ever urgent.

20th Century Fox

EVERYTHING IS ALWAYS URGENT.

22. Walking or driving like you have nothing important to do.

20th Century Fox

Does anyone understand the value of time around here!?

23. Living a life without concrete plans or a full calendar.

24. Or being task-free for the day.

25. And then saying you "have all the time in the world."

FX / Via moryan.tumblr.com

LOL jokes.

26. Accepting that you can't do everything.

27. Speaking of which, "I can't" will never be in your vocabulary.

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