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23 People You Eventually Meet At A Christian College

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1. The RA who is determined to help you stay pure.

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Classic line: "I cannot wait to grow spiritually with you all this year."

2. The RA who actually helps you sneak alcohol onto campus.

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Classic line: "You can tell me ANYTHING."

3. The friend who always has to let you know how much they're studying even if it's for a religion class that has nothing to do with their major.

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Classic line: "Guys, I don't think you realize HOW MUCH work I have."

4. The person who puts inspirational quotes over their abroad photos.

Classic line: "God, this will look so good after it goes through VSCO."
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Classic line: "God, this will look so good after it goes through VSCO."

5. The girl who wants to get engaged before graduating.

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Classic line: "I came here to find my forever and always."

6. That one person who writes Bible verses and inspirational quotes on various desks and book shelves.

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Classic line: *scribbles "God loves you" on desk and runs away*

7. The atheist who wants you to know he or she is an atheist.

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Classic line: "LOL I can't believe you still believe in that magic."

8. The atheist who doesn't want you to know he or she is an atheist.

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Classic line: "I'm just trying to see both sides, OK?"

9. The person who doesn't believe in dating multiple people.

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Classic line: *goes on one date* "We're basically a thing now."

10. The person who leads every single activity on campus and makes you feel totally unproductive.

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Classic line: "Do you think you can make it to my pop-up worship session on Monday?"

11. The devastatingly perfect hipster Christian couple.

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Classic line: *snaps picture of absurdly hip activity* "I just can't wait to spend the rest of my life with this man/woman."

12. And the girl who wears only Free People and looks amazing.

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Classic line: "Oh, this dress? I've had it for a while. It's SO OLD."

13. The one Jewish person you won't realize is Jewish until your first Christmas season together.

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Classic line: "It's actually the first day of Hanukkah." *everyone is shocked*

14. The person who picks up a ukulele or acoustic guitar and starts singing harmonized covers of every popular song out there.

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Classic line: "I've only been practicing for a few hours, but I have a four-part mashup of a couple pop songs and a worship hymn."

15. The student who insists on the fact that they'll be a failure, but ends up having a steady stream of internships and graduates summa cum laude.

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Classic line: "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I'M GOING TO FAIL."

16. The rich "bro tank" bros.

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Classic line: "Wanna go to my rager?" *doesn't mention it's at a mansion*

17. The person who tags all their Instagrams with #SoBlessed.

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Classic line: *snaps picture of sunset on campus* #SoBlessed

18. The sorority girl who wants to make her chapter more spiritual.

Classic line: "Would anyone like to pray before chapter?"
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Classic line: "Would anyone like to pray before chapter?"

19. The student who prefers to walk around barefoot for a cause.

Classic line: "In case you didn't know...some people can't afford shoes."
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Classic line: "In case you didn't know...some people can't afford shoes."

20. The one clueless person who miraculously gets all their convocation credits in the last two weeks.

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Classic line: "Yeah, I probably won't get all my credits, but I don't give a shit." *gets more credits than you*

21. The person who you thought was totally nonreligious but ends up being more spiritual than you.

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Classic line: *second semester senior year* "I've actually read the Bible multiple times."

22. The person who says they're tolerant but clearly judges you for partying.

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Classic line: "Oh, there is going to be alcohol?"

23. And the people who don't judge you for anything.

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Classic line: "Do what you want. We're all equal here."

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