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23 Extremely Creepy Things Every '00s Tween Will Never Admit To Doing

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1. Pretending your mechanical pencil was a syringe, and feeling like a total badass.

Why you'll never forgive yourself: Because you thought it was pretty cool that you could make such a believable ~optical illusion.~

3. Turning "invisible" on and off to make sure your crush heard the door slamming and opening on AIM.

Why you'll never forgive yourself: Because if he wasn't paying attention after your third sign-off, he was never going to pay attention.

4. Making a really ominous MySpace status so people would ask you what's wrong.

Why you'll never forgive yourself: Because you probably didn't actually have anything to complain about.

6. Or trying to get them to have sex with another Sim who conveniently shared the same name as your crush.

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Why you'll never forgive yourself: Because you didn't realize what a hormonal little weirdo you were at the time.

7. Ranking the hottest boys in your sixth grade class in your GirlTech Password Journal.

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Why you'll never forgive yourself: Because if anyone else judged you in such a horrible soul-crushing way you wouldn't leave your room for days.

8. Asking Jeeves the best way to learn how to kiss, and actually believing practicing on your hand would work.

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Why you'll never forgive yourself: Because it was an open invitation to come in contact with LITERALLY BILLIONS OF GERMS.

10. After watching Twister, imagining a tornado hitting your school, just so you could heroically save your crush.

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Why you'll never forgive yourself: Because imagining some kind of disaster just to save your crush is KINDA MESSED UP.

13. Locking eyes with your Furby, and just knowing he was going to kill you one day.

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Why you'll never forgive yourself: Because you accepted and believed that a battery-powered object could end your life.

14. Convincing yourself that your very interesting and dramatic life could actually just be a reality show after watching The Truman Show.

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Why you'll never forgive yourself: Because you believed your relatively boring life could capture the interest of millions of viewers.

16. Writing your crush's name in the same color as your away message's background so your secret would never be revealed except when you highlighted it.

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Why you'll never forgive yourself: Because you felt so clever about doing something SO DUMB.

19. Knowing that if you met the front man of your favorite emo band, you'd definitely fall in love.

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Why you'll never forgive yourself: Because you actually believed a successful singer over 25 would fall in love with a 13-year-old girl.

20. Changing your MySpace song to the same song your crush had to stage a serendipitous moment.

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Why you'll never forgive yourself: Because manipulation was pretty much the only way you knew how to flirt.

21. Believing you had the power to summon the dead every time you used a Ouija board.

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Why you'll never forgive yourself: Because WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BRING A DEMON INTO YOUR HOUSE?

22. Secretly being happy Marissa from The O.C died because she kinda sucked and Ryan needed to move on... to you.

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Why you'll never forgive yourself: Because being happy about someone's death, even a fictional character, is horrific.

23. And being convinced that you have psychic powers after watching That's So Raven.

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Why you'll never forgive yourself: Because you actually thought making that face would help.

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