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A Furby Joins Tinder Looking For Love

Lady Furbae is single and ready to mingle

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1. The first step was creating an enticing profile

Single Green Female 4 Male (SGF4M)
Camizzzle / Via furbaebae.tumblr.com

Single Green Female 4 Male (SGF4M)

2. One that highlighted Furbae's likability

Will the real Furbae-bae please stand up?
Camizzzle / Via furbaebae.tumblr.com

Will the real Furbae-bae please stand up?

3. And also featured her varied interests.

A well-rounded Furby is hard to find...
Camizzzle / Via furbaebae.tumblr.com

A well-rounded Furby is hard to find...

4. Most people wanted to go over the basics

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5. And clarify a few important details

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6. Skeptics were encountered

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7. And dark Furby-pasts were revealed

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8. Anti-Furbae feelings were rare but, when present, tended to be extreme

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9. A few matches forgot their manners

10. And an unavailable emoji missed its chance to shine

WE SHOULD BE TOGETHER, VOMIT EMOJI
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WE SHOULD BE TOGETHER, VOMIT EMOJI

11. Some suitors were confused by their feelings

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12. Others looked towards a more tolerant future...

I like my Molten-Lava Cake sans judgement
Camizzzle

I like my Molten-Lava Cake sans judgement

13. And some just proceeded with business as usual...

Never judge a book by it's cover
Camizzzle

Never judge a book by it's cover

14. Intriguing "moments" helped me stand out in the crowd

Queen BaeBey for Album of the Year
Camizzzle / Via furbaebae.tumblr.com

Queen BaeBey for Album of the Year

15. There was experimentation with Furby-fied dirty talk

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16. And no shortage of battery-changing innuendos

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17. This guy ignored the Furby in the room

No shame in his game!
Camizzzle

No shame in his game!

18. And this guy forgot where he was in general

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19. Toes were a recurring theme of conversation

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20. As was Furbae's seemingly cold demeanor

That's just the way my face is
Camizzzle

That's just the way my face is

21. The Bae made new friends

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22. And even got catfished by a Faux-potle account

The guac that got away...
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The guac that got away...

23. Late-night conversations were as sexual as ever

I got one less problem without you
Camizzzle

I got one less problem without you

24. And plenty of drunk confessions were made

Furbalicious Fantasies Volume 1: Furbae-au-Lait
Camizzzle

Furbalicious Fantasies Volume 1: Furbae-au-Lait

25. Some matches reached out for moral support

"Lean on Bae, when you're not stroooong"
Camizzzle

"Lean on Bae, when you're not stroooong"

26. And it was never too early to solicit some no-strings-attached action

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27. Despite having many successes...

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28. Furbae is still single

Camizzzle / Via furbaebae.tumblr.com

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